Phone Conversation Overheard on a Hot Friday Afternoon

Warning: Explicit Lyrics! Read on at your own risk.

- Yeah. Hey. Hey man. What you been doing? Where you at?
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- What do you mean you’re at home? If you was at home already why didn’t you come pick my ass up instead of making me take the damn ferry across? It’s hot as a mothafucka out here. Shit, man.
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- Man you are a lazy piece of shit. It’s like 100 degrees out here and you’re laying your ass on the couch. You better be there when I get there cause I’m gonna slap the shit out of you. It’s hot as a mothafucka out here.
(Random man not on the phone, but with a bottle of hooch) -  Yeah you right.